bugslap:

first weapon in my Splatoon deconstruction series — Dynamo Roller

mario-with-sunglasses:

mario-with-sunglasses:

just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It’s just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I’m his special boy

okay I lied. that’s just a normal GameCube disc. Wizard shrunk me to mouse size as punishment for being alive. someone please help me

churomo:

SCARA RERUN SOON!!… pls be nicer to me this time around sir

rose-of-pollux:

decadent-hag:

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

As someone who has been following the Cal Falcons all season, this has been one heck of a story.  The TL;DR is that Grinnell, the longtime mate of Annie, the female, died after the second egg was laid, but a new male, Alden, stepped in and became Annie’s mate, and they had a third egg.  Only two of the eggs hatched–the Cal Falcons team believes that it was the second egg that did not hatch, meaning that Alden is most likely raising his chick, plus one of Grinnell’s (they’ll confirm it with DNA testing later).

Alden is believed to be much younger and inexperienced than Grinnell and Annie and… it shows.

..He is trying so hard to Dad. 

A for effort, Alden.

passionpeachy:

impulseimpact:

passionpeachy:

do not stress if you don’t have pink/don’t want to wear pink to the barbie movie just say you’re raquelle

is it legal to go as bibble?

everyone under 5’ 3" must be bibble

sapper-in-the-wire:

cheddar-baby:

brotherdubious:

cheddar-baby:

I emailed sex.com and they said you havent even registered an account 😂

Originally posted by lunawlw

oh yeah well, I emailed poop.com and they said you have 72 alternate accounts

Originally posted by wepartyatmidnight

lainpsx: